So long, my good and faithful servant...

My friends, it is with sadness that I announce that at 3pm on Thursday the 19th of December, whilst folding the washing, Scribbles found the body of Monsieur Racer B. Singlet with multiple wounds to his body beyond repair.
This discovery has hit Scribbles hard. Mr Singlet had been a frequent companion of hers for the last four years, ever since meeting at Glassons Westcity. She found him supportive (with built in bust support) and accomodating, stretching to love her no matter what weight she was.
Scribbles had the following to say "He was a great singlet, always there for me when I needed him. When I saw him on the racks, I just knew that we were going to be friends. Still, we've had wonderful experiences together and with a crazy life like ours, I guess a part of me knew that this end was a possibility. Still, what am I meant to do now? I can't just go out and replace him - can I?"
Monsieur Racer Black Singlet is survived by his siblings Racer White, Racer Blue and Racer Maroon. A short memorial service was held in Scribble Kitchen before committal to the council rubbish bag. He will be missed.